Introduction
Hi, friends! You’re probably wondering why I’m writing a blog post about the Shed X, since I don’t even own one. Well, before you buy one of these puppies (pun intended!), I think you should be aware of what it is and some reasons why you might want to steer clear.
The dog looks very unhappy in their promotional photos. You can clearly see he doesn’t want to be on it.
I noticed the first time I saw a Shed X ad that the dog looks like it’s in pain. He appears to be wearing a pained expression on his face, and he looks as if he is about to attack or pee on the shed.
The dog appears to be so unhappy that I wouldn’t be surprised if it decided to run away at any moment (I mean, it’s not even looking at the camera).
I don’t understand how it works. Is that a handle? For what?
It’s a confusing product. The ad says that it’s a “4-in-1 energy thingy,” but the website says it’s just an elliptical machine. So how does the Shed X work?
It turns out I’m not alone in my confusion: there are plenty of reviews on Amazon where people say they’re confused by what they got. Here are some quotes from customers who were disappointed when they realized that their Shed X could only do one thing:
- “I’m not sure what this is supposed to be used as, but [it] definitely isn’t for jogging or walking.”
- “[It] was advertised as having a handlebar for rowing exercises—which would have been perfect for me…but instead [the machine] is just a very heavy treadmill with no handles at all.”
- “I did not buy this expecting it to do anything other than be an elliptical machine, but I am very disappointed that it doesn’t come close to functioning like one.”
The video testimonials are hilarious – have you seen them? One woman’s chihuaha just sits there and glares at the camera through the whole thing. It’s hilarious.
The video testimonials are hilarious – have you seen them? One woman’s chihuahua just sits there and glares at the camera through the whole thing.
It’s like she had no time to train her dog, and now that it’s “energy” time, he doesn’t have a clue what to do with it. But she does! Do yourself a favor and watch this video where she explains why Shed X is great for your dog (and you).
They say they’ve sold thousands, but they won’t give me any names of actual people who’ve purchased one and are happy with it. I asked for names of three people and they wouldn’t give them to me. That seems suspicious.
The company says they have sold thousands, but they won’t give out names. They say that’s because it’s a “private label” product and only sold through them, so it’s not available for purchase anywhere else. If you want to buy one, you need to go through their website and pay their ridiculous price tag of $200 or more (depending on how much you want to spend).
Even if this thing is legit, it’s really expensive (Do you know how much a bag of dog food costs?!)
If you’re even remotely interested in buying the Shed X, I’m going to suggest that maybe you shouldn’t.
You see, the Shed X is really expensive. I mean really expensive–and even if it works for some people (which it may or may not), it will probably stop working after a few months (or weeks). And then what? Do we want another one? Or are there better ways for us to spend our money on things that will last longer and do more for us than just get rid of dog hair?
The answer is “yes”–there are better ways to spend your money than by buying something like this.
Save your money! Don’t buy the Shed X!
- Save your money! Don’t buy the Shed X!
- The Shed X is not worth the money. It’s expensive! You can get a dog for free or buy some food for it and use that to train it to do all the things that you want.
Conclusion
Thanks for reading! And good luck with your dog’s shedding problem.