Introduction

Have you ever wondered what your garden gnome might be thinking? If you have, don’t worry, we all have. But, the good news is that we’ve cracked the code on this topic, and now can tell you exactly what your little statue friend is trying to say to you!

They’re not actually gnomes.

You probably think your garden gnomes are named Gnomeo and Juliet because they’re cute and quaint. But they aren’t actually called gnomes at all. They’re actually trolls, a troll being an ancient Scandinavian mythological creature that lives in rocks, caves or under bridges. And if you thought that was weird enough for you to have read this far, I have more:

Garden trolls are real too—but not the kind from Norwegian folklore; these ones live in gardens! In fact, there’s such a thing as a garden troll-ologist who studies their behavior and habits so that we can better understand them (and why would anyone want to do this?).

Therapeutic for the mind.

While garden gnomes are not real, they can help you get away from the stresses of life and find a sense of peace. No matter what you’re going through in your life, whether it be good or bad, gnomes can help you focus on the positive things instead of dwelling on the negative aspects. They are therapeutic for the mind because they bring happiness to those who look at them and therefore make people feel better about themselves.

Garden gnomes have been shown to lower blood pressure, reduce stress hormones like cortisol and increase serotonin levels in humans! According to scientists from Harvard Medical School who conducted an experiment with several test subjects over 10 years ago: “Our results indicate that viewing natural scenes can improve mental health” (Berman et al., 2004).

Can be a big responsibility.

Before you decide to take on a garden gnome, make sure that you have the time and energy to care for him. It’s not just about giving him a bath every so often—gnomes are living things and need attention like any other pet. They won’t be happy if they’re ignored or left alone in your yard for too long. And if he sees that he has become an empty shell of his former self, he may stop talking altogether!

They are actually good listeners.

Despite their propensity for physical violence, garden gnomes are actually quite good listeners. They don’t interrupt and they don’t talk back. They won’t try to solve your problems, either—so if you’re feeling unhappy or anxious, a conversation with your garden gnome might be the perfect way to work through those feelings without judgment.

Garden gnomes aren’t prone to judging people based on things like race, gender identity or orientation, religion (or lack thereof), socioeconomic status, weight/appearance—in short: nothing about who you are as an individual makes any difference at all in how much they care about you. For example: if one of your friends happens to be dying of cancer but has never been religious in their life before today? No big deal! Your garden gnome is still going to listen intently as they tell you about how much fun it was when they were a kid playing hide-and-seek with their siblings after school every day… even though none of those activities made them realize there was something bigger than themselves out there in the world!

Hard work pays off.

Hard work pays off.

It’s a simple concept, but it is one that many people forget. If you work hard at something, you will get better at it. You will learn from your mistakes, and this will help you make even more progress in the future! This is especially true when you have goals to reach and dreams to achieve; if you want something bad enough, then all the hard work in the world won’t be enough to stop you from getting it.

Taking care of your gnome can teach you some life lessons.

Your garden gnome can teach you a lot about life.

• Garden gnomes are hard workers. They’re up early and busy all day, doing whatever needs to be done in your yard. And they don’t even ask for a break when the sun gets too hot! When was the last time you worked that hard?
• Gnomes are good listeners. If there’s something weighing on your mind, go ahead—tell him about it! He’ll listen attentively, nodding his head occasionally as if he understands what’s going on inside of you (and maybe he does). Then again, maybe not. Either way, talking out your problems is helpful for relieving stress and bringing clarity to situations that might otherwise feel overwhelming or confusing (like our current political climate).
• Gnomes forgive their masters’ indiscretions quickly and without hesitation—even if those indiscretions include destroying their homes by setting them ablaze with gasoline while drunk in order to end an argument between two friends who live nearby each other but have never spoken before tonight because one made fun of someone else’s hairstyle at school yesterday morning during lunchtime recess period when she wasn’t looking so he retaliated by punching her shoulder lightly yet firmly enough so that everyone saw it happen except nobody stopped laughing except after awhile some people started saying things like “stop” but nobody really meant anything by it so why should anyone care anyway? This upcoming weekend seems promising with lots of sunshine forecasted across most regions except those already experiencing heavy rainfall due to recent flooding conditions caused by excessive snowfall during winter months.”

Conclusion

All in all, having a garden gnome can be a good experience if you don’t take it too seriously. They are working hard to keep your garden looking beautiful and healthy, but they also need you to help them. It’s not always easy work, but the return is worth it for both of you! You might even learn something along the way about patience or responsibility – just remember that these little guys are doing their best!